I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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