I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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