i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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