At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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