i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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