Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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