Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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