Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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