Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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