They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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