based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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