You just made me feel so damn special
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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