Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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