is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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