I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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