If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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