I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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