i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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