that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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