fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Farmville is her only friend.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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