We won't sleep together?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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