Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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