that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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