I hate all girls vehemently.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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