is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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