At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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