just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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