didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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