I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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