I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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