I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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