I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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