dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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