we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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