I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster