i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
