I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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