He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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