At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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