Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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