so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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