We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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