i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
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Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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