yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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