I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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