party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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