did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I touched a dick in church today
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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