she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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