The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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