Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
time to smoke my breakfast
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I just want nice things and good sex
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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