You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We're too hungover to prance.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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