so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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