I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
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you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
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